Goodbye for Now

You guys, I know I kind of quit already, but I'm here to make it clear and cut the crap off. Ok, I'm so sorry for not posting in like MONTHS, but I'm in the middle of my A-levels. It was a crappy idea to start at this time. 

I didn't know the amount of work I'd have to do would be this scary, especially in Year 13 doing 3 sciences and a humanity (I'm doing 4 subjects unlike most people who do 3, so that's extra work).

And don't worry, I won't be leaving you forever. I will be back when I get to Uni and will finally have time for socialising, hobbies and this! I love doing this, I love writing, I hope you know that. I have a hundred new ideas ready to burst out to make this shit site much better. It will just take time, that's all.

I won't be leaving 100% - the Teen Bloggers community needs to be updated and spam-unmarked every few weeks, and I still want to read some of these guys' awesome stuff. I also made a few friends like Ani Sana and Anya Felix, they are two sweet and very talented girls. I will still talk to you over Teen Bloggers though!

I might upload a post once in a (long) while, just to stay sane :)
See you
Kisses x

Internet slamming: Seriously?

Let me tell a poem. It's what many Facebook replies look like kids:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fuck you

"Welcome to the Internet" is one very popular Facebook page, posting funny pictures and statuses every few hours. Not gonna lie, I do like that page. The photos aren't the good bit though, the comments are! Many times they make me laugh, not just think 'lol'.

However, it's become this new 'craze' to be an asshole. Let me give you an example. 

Jim: This post is racist, why are you telling black people that they are all thugs and thief's?

Paul: Butthurt fag

Monique: The amount of butthurt here omg, stop being a fucking emo kid and have fun. everybody else is laffink!

The thing is, when there's a racist, homophobic or offensive or sexist (etc.) post, someone speaks out - and the people who slam this person are usually straight, white and male. I'm not being rude, I'm being truthful. No person is better than anyone, but if the post is highly offensive, you won't understand unless you're in the situation.

Now there's a difference between being butthurt and being actually hurt. Racist, homophobic and sexist jokes CAN be funny. But the lines aren't blurred (cheesy), once you cross them, it's too much. I won't go into detail and give examples this time because I don't want to spread hate like that, not on my blog.

Then there's people who comment other things. Basically, whatever you comment - opinions, fun facts, 'I just had pizza' kind of thingses - you WILL get shat at. And it's not a nice experience. When these people run out of things to say, or when there's nothing they can think of, the response can easily be just 'Die, asshole'. Just witnessed that today. How original and creative, right?

Come on people, seriously? There's nothing witty or clever about hateful comments with no point, or just putting someone else down. If you don't like it, be mature and speak like a human - don't start swearing like a douche for no good reason, using caps, use that 'oh-I'm-so-much-fucking-better-than-you' tone or just put the user down.

To people who are good hearted and understand, thanks! Keep doing your thang! And to people who enjoy hurting others via the net - for what, likes? Attention? A warm feeling?...
...Assholes. 

Spring Breakers: Review slash Opinion

Being slow at everything basically, I only just got around watching Spring Breakers and I must say, what I saw was what I expected.

Just knowing it was Korine who's behind the directing told me that this wasn't going to be another slimy movie about slutty college girls enjoying their spring break a little too much the way it was made out to be (well, it was, but with a 'deeper meaning', apparently).

Srsly tho?

And surely... I've googled it right after I finished watching, finding out that shiz loads of people 'didn't get it' and thought 'it made no sense'. But surely that was the point of it. Spring Breakers tricked teenagers into seeing an art movie. Hence the mixed up scenes, repetitions and weird behaviour of characters.

I also think it sucked that Selena Gomez's character went home. I mean, it's good for the kids, but I think she wasn't the best choice of actor. The first grown up role should be softer and more innocent, but done to the maximum. And escalate from there. Like a minor role on Glee or Gossip girl (if it still existed *sob*).

Also, did you know the chick with pink hair is the director's wifey? Shiiaaattt. If I were a boy I'd be traumatized if I found a video of my other half flashing her boobs to the world, let alone allow it happen! Oh well, we're all different.

Selena was being babied, Rachel was the leader kind of character, Vanessa played the biggest slut and I cannot look at Ashley the same while watching PLL now #nohatetho

So what I found out: James Franco is a great actor. Harmony Korine has a really young wife. Two girls in yellow bikinis and neon head masks didn't get shot against many experienced gangsters. And Vanessa Hudgens does the worst ever sex noise (no hate tho, but seriously).

Finally, the rating from me would probably be two stars out of five. The movie didn't completely suck, but it didn't give me anything either. Either the message was so hidden that neither I nor anyone's comment I read on the net found it, or it was just that. Don't murder. Have fun - but not too much fun. Even drug dealing guys with guns and popcorn bitches have feelings. Meh. 

Where did 4 stars come from though? Lolwhut.

Still, it didn't stink as much as everyone says it does. If you're curious, watch it. If not, don't waste your time.

Story: I wish my sister would never exist

Lisa held her head in her hands. I can't take this anymore, she thought. I just love her, but she makes my life a nightmare. I just wish she'd never exist!

And Lisa honestly didn't hate Cassandra, her fraternal twin sister. She loved her too much, that was her problem. Seeing Cassandra do what she was, well, doing, made Lisa miserable and sometimes she just wished that Cassandra could somehow disappear - not because she wanted her dead, but so that she never had to care for her, and that it never had to hurt to see her sister like that.

Every evening, Cassandra would sneak out of her wood framed windows and meet up with her friends. And they did things, things that didn't exactly have a parental approval. They would smoke anything that can be rolled, drink bottles of pure vodka and rum, pour salt on snails, and finally fall asleep in the woods - often with each other! 

Poor Lisa wasn't sure what upset her the most - the fact that Cassandra turned into a slutty drug addict, or that she wasn't invited along. Like, why doesn't her sister, the second her, talk to her? Isn't she trust worthy? Do Cassandra's mates take her for a prissy loser?

The worst part was, that although Lisa and Cassandra were twins - shared a DNA, laughs, a car, friends (or at least Lisa thought), clothes and a room until they were 14 - they weren't close at all. Not even a little bit. They never talk about boys, their secrets, emotions, or, God forbid, sex. That was beyond awkward. So how on earth could she possibly confront Cassandra about how she saw her sneaking out in the middle of the night, and how she knows what she's been up to because she followed her all the way to those fucking woods - eight times? Cassandra would never understand that she was trying to look for answers; let alone forgive her!

The thing was, Lisa really wanted her and her sister to bond, but how? Like Hey, let's talk about how many people you've slept with - she'd rather lick the insides of a worm her biology teacher dissected the week before. Kill me.

'Damn it Cassandra!' Lisa cried, double checking through her door to be positive that she was home alone. 'Why are you doing this to me? Why am I so attached to you?' Somehow, screaming out loud helped just a little bit.

And it was impossible for Lisa to just leave her sister to do as she pleased - she cared about her too much. It was also impossible to talk to Cassandra about this situation. Or their parents - that would mean ratting out, and she would never face her twin after how she stalked and obsessed with her night life.

So, what should Lisa do?

Leave your suggestions in the comment section, so we can finish this story!

5 Myths about Being a Model

1. You barely eat and count every calorie

That is absolutely untrue! Models pose for hours on the same spot, which, believe it or not, makes you go dizzy after a while without food! All humans need nutrients do function (thanks bio class). Models eat food like every other person, but keep a healthy diet. It just depends on the model's digestion system, activity and specialisation (eg. face models must be careful not to eat food that creates pimples). 

2. You must be tall and skinny

Although classic catwalk models sadly do have to fit into this criteria, there are tons of modelling for all shapes and sizes! Be it a clothing catalogue, a fashion magazine or even a phone app advert - there's a spot for everyone with motivation!

3. You must have the 'perfect' face

If you look at photos of models, most of them don't have big eyes, full lips and perfectly arched eyebrows. That is the beauty of modelling - agencies look for girls with imperfections that can be turned into a strong trademark - like Cara's thick eyebrows, Kate's far-away eyes, Cindy's mole, and many other model's with an original facial structure!

If you have no noticeably special features or think you look plain (but I know you don't), that's awesome too! Your face will be like a blank canvas which can be turned into many different looks! Consider yourself lucky!

4. You get to be a diva

Absolutely not! If you think you're gonna snap your fingers, say 'get that disgusting thing you call a dress out of my face' and demand only blue drinks and pink foods, you're fooling yourself. Your job is to model, not speak your opinion on the other people's jobs. That is rude and in any profession, being rude is not an option. Just like a cleaner must mop the floors, you must go along with everything you're told - yes, even have your hair cut in a pixie crop if it's required! It is tough, but you've gotta suck it up - many girls can take your place!

5. A model's life is super-glamorous

Being a model is exciting, but not as glam as you may think. Think of it as an egg, all smooth on the outside but runny and messy on the inside (ok, not exactly a great metaphor so give me other ideas). The bad side of modelling is what people tend to overlook. You have to travel all the time (without checking out the monuments and shit), so you have no time for family. You have to wear stuff you may not feel comfortable in, like a skimpy outfit or no clothes at all! You get unmercifully criticised on the way you look all the time (wow, it's cool guys, I don't have feelings or anything). It can be depressing as you're treated as though you are not human, but an object. You get rejected All. The. Time. and have to spend loads of money on travel costs to auditions. These are just a fraction of the disadvantages. 

However, if you're ready for all that, go for it! Every job has its down sides, this is just to show you that modelling won't make you happier.

Kisses I x

Futuristic Barbie?

Sure, it's a doll. Just a piece of plastic with horse hair. Most 7-year-olds don't care about her unrealistic waist size, but about what Malibu additional swimsuit to buy and which house Barbie will fit into. Barbie is a fashion doll.

As much as that makes sense, the reality is, the figure of this mini lady affects kids. A lot. Seeing the toy sets an image of what 'perfection' is. What if Barbie suddenly came with massive feet? Over a long period of time, people would probably start getting foot surgeries to enlarge them.
I can go on for ages about how dangerous Barbie is, but let's move on.
Let's just evaluate her body:

• Too-tall (for her body, she wouldn't be able to live, let alone walk!)
• Tiny feet
• Flat belly
• Massive tigh gap (although this is needed so her legs can be mobile and kids can play with her)
• Extremely skinny
• Yet has big boobs, curvy hips and her butt isn't flat
• Don't even get me started on her face yo

ANYWAY, getting depressed over this won't help. Creating a realistic design might!

Thanks to amazing Nickolay Lamm who created, using photoshop and 3D printers, a realistic, healthy-looking Barbie. She is a glorious copy of the average 19-year-old. They even changed her face and everything! Next to the alien-skinny Barbie, the healthy doll looks big, but in reality, she would be normal size!

And Demi has been amazing supporting this idea (Although she may be a little confused, this Barbie is not the new official, it's still just an idea that will hopefully become reality soon).  

Click right here to read more and enjoy more pics! (Oh and ignore JonaD in the comments, he/she is a bit of a loony).

This is not to say that skinny girls aren't beautiful too - everyone has the right to feel beautiful. But the original Barbie doll just isn't realistic, even for the skinniest girl walking this planet.

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   demetria lovato@ddlovato

   Can I also say, that... That new @barbie's got BACK!!!!! Hahahaha #bootybootybootyboottrockineverywhere

   12 DAYS AGO

   REPLYRETWEETFAVOURITE

WELCOME (me) BACK

I had all my AS Level exams so I've been super busy..
But now I'm going to try and blog more. Maybe less frequent but with quality. I'm also gonna do fun things, like going undercover to do missions (don't ask).
Arrivederci!

Quick Note!

I'm getting a huge amount of spam comments! I'm sorry to be rude, but please shut the shit up! I'm sure you're awesome people but my blog is not that popular and no-one will actually see these comments!
Love and Kisses
Lola

RIP Patrick Lovato (Dear Demi)

Demi jas just tweeted the death of her father, Patrick Lovato:



She said,

Demi Lovato Brasil @demilovatobr

Oh father, please father. I'd love to leave you alone, but I can't let you go! #RIPPatrickLovato

11:11 PM - 22 Jun 2013

A lot of people are showing their love, trending #RIPPatrickLovato,
#StayStrongDemiAndDallas and simple "Demi and Dallas" with short and sweet messages to the singer and her sister.

It is truly heart breaking. Although he wasn't there for them when the siblings were growing up, he is still their father and blood no matter what, so it will hurt for Demi. I hope she is staying strong and stays the warrior she has become! We love you Demi!

Helloooo!

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I know I'm under construction now, but here is something to make your day better - Shay Mitchell is gorgeous, inside and out.

Just to let everyone know, I'm not just lying around doing nothing... Ok I am, but only because I need time to study for exams. I am however going to work on designs and templates very soon, so I'll make the site a better place!

NEW website coming soon..

Is the Media affecting you Too much?

Let's be honest, we're all affected by the media in some way. People who say they aren't can't admit it.

And today I'm not talking about looks, but I'm talking about behaviour.

Let's take a teen drama series, like Gossip Girl. Girls from all around the world love watching Serena and Blair sport the cutest, most expensive outifts and hook up with great looking guys. And by 'hook up', I don't mean just hanging out - I mean straight on sex. 

Characters on teen drama are sexually active - as teens themselves. Sleep with ya best friend (to try it), then sleep with ya BFF's boy (to stir up drama), then sleep with your boyfriend of 1 week, and last but not least, have a threesome to staple it up.

Gosh. You may say 'well that's reliaty, darling'. Yeah, it's reality because people keep showing these kind of scenes. TV, music and media in general have such a massive effect on us... I can't even imagine!

Now, let's get to you. If you think having sex at your age (teen) is OK, doing weed is in the weekly partly package, not drinking at your age is insane, running around in a bikini is a daily thing, having a threesome is on your bucket list and if you're listening to 'Not a Girl, Not yet a Woman' and nodding etc., you're affected by the media in a negative way - big time. (At 16, you're still a girl, period. I should know).

Now, don't get me wrong, I LOVE a bit of GG, but its viewer must be responsible enough not to copy everything what they see on the screen. So if you think you can't handle seeing sex everywhere without being tempted, don't watch it.

ADVICE: I know peer pressure comes to this too. But next time you see something 'badass' (and illegal) on TV, think twice before tying acting and reality together. Try to find friend who understand this too. Trust me, there are ways to have fun without damaging your body, mind and future. Like Tyra Banks, try going to movies, ice cream and parks for starters - then discover more, and in the end, it won't matter where you are with your friends - just hanging out with each others' company will be enough.

Kisses x

RED NOSE DAY 2013! Yay!

Do something funny for money - did you? If not, there's still time. 

1. Support by watching: just watching the live Comic Relief show will help, at least you'll show support by increasing viewing numbers, and who know,s you might be touched!

2. Order 1D single: I know you may not like them, but come on, this is for charity! 

3. Buy TK Maxx top online: You can easily do this from the website!

4. Send a text: Just donate by calling or texting right now! Find the info on the webbie

5. Donate on the website: So simple!

A £5 vaccine saves a life! Just a few pennies can contribute to a lot.

Just donate as much as you would for a skirt in Topshop - and don't buy one this month! If you can only afford a little bit, give only a little bit! Who cares, as long as something is given, it shows you care - and helps too!

Jessie J looks like a beautiful diva as a baldie! I think the no hair look is going to be big in 2013. Just look how good this is!



!!!Picture Overload!!!

So you wanna host a Patry?

Rules of being a party host:

1) The number one, most important rule of any house party is....

DON'T BE THE HOST.

But since some of you mofos like to feel good by being rule breakers, here are some tips on how to try and keep your house looking OK-ish after throwing a house 'gathering'.

2) Make a Guest List

Make sure you have a guest list. If you don't want people to get hurt, just say that everyone in your year/ class/ friend group is invited. You can make a private event on Facebook, adding all these people and telling them the info. Why? Having loads of random people can get you into trouble. Who knows what kind of weirdos can enter your house, and if anything gets damaged, you won't be close to knowing who done it. It is suitable to lock the door after each guest comes so you don't get the oddball breaking in and crashing the party.

3) Create a Party Room

Decide where exactly the party people can step their feet. Lock rooms that are out of bounds (eg like your parents' room, your room, room with valuables...). This is a no-brainer. Unless you want them kids puking on your duvet (and there WILL probably be puking), keep them out!

4) Hide Valuable stuff

Hide all your breakable/ valuable/ favourite stuff, so it doesn't get broken or stolen. This includes your parents' stuff, keys, laptop... and you can figure out everything else.

5) Dry Food only

Sure creamy profiteroles and cheesy nachos can look good, but... Don't buy messy food! There's plenty of snacks out there that can do just fine. Crisps, gummy bears and mini sausages tend to be favourites. You can even buy mini sandwiches for the 'bigger' food.

6) Space for Dance floor

Move tables and chairs out of the way. More space for dancing, less chance of people tripping and messing up the couch. Win-win!

7) Ask guests to clean

I know, you don't want to be the party pooper, but when peeps are going home, ask each to throw a can/ food wrapping into a garbage bag you'll be holding at the door. No can = no can do, buddy, you're staying until I have that trash (that made no sense at all, just ignore).

8) Keep your eyes open!!!

Do you know all these people very well? Make sure to see if some bitch isn't sneaking a video game controller into his pocket, or over there, someone might be having a wazz in the kitchen. It happens!

STORY TIME

Okay, this is why I'm advising you to do all these things. 

I know a guy in my school, let's say his name is Maurice. He is Scottish. Maurice's parents decides to leave for a week. This little dude told his close friend that he might be throwing a party: 'But don't tell anyone yet'. Of course she told. 

About 50 people came, most of them were from school. This is what happened: Firstly, his video controller got stoles, as did his keys and other valuable objects. Someone pooped and puked in the kitchen floor (there's a lovely photo of it on Facebook). Then came the best part - people started randomly throwing things into his garden pond. You know, the odd phone, shoes, VACUUM CLEANER! And last (but probably not), a boy who's always angry punched the wall (because he's so angry), then someone punched it again to make the whole bigger.

Maurice now attends anger counselling (who knows why), and his family had to replace the lock. Damages cost about £1000 altogether. Poor Maurice :(

Dear It Girl, What would be suitable for my Art Project?

Q: Attempting to get top marks in my Fine Art AS course, I'm in a need for a creative and meaningful project theme. The theme is called 'Covert and Obscure', and is revolving around anything secretive, hidden or covered. My idea is to do fairytales, but how can I convert this into something more do-able and add an original twist? 

A: I get you, it seems kind of pointless to paint your best friend dressed up as Cinderella. You need something more meaningful, like you stated. 

I have a few ideas for you. Start thinking - do you want to concentrate on something visual or thoughtful? If visual, try focusing on landscapes rather than people in princess costumes. You can exaggerate on colour of nature, or twist up the sky using Photoshop to create a whimsical day. 

Another idea is to step away from the fairytales and research an emotion artist. You can then use your own interpretation to paint people showing their emotion, which has you guessing their story and background. So you still kind of stay in the story telling theme.

You can also write on peoples' faces - maybe a few sentences you find interesting, like some quotes or lyrics. This is covert as it covers the face, but is telling a certain story. The painting can be interpreted in so many ways!

Good luck with your art! Don't leave everything to the last minute!

Lola x

Mailbox

Where's Lola? 

I'm sorry, I know you haven't heard much of be in 2013, but trust me, I haven't forgotten about you! So to make it up to you, I'm gonna pull out all my email from you and share with you!

Fan Mail

Bag Of Questions

Friends of It Girl

I made tons of new teen blogger friends on the Google + Teen Bloggers community. Check it out and join the fun. Whoop whoop! Ani Sana also shares my love for Pretty Little Liars! Adrian gave great relationship advice (such that I can't give at all), and Anya Felix's post made me cry! Find all their amazing blogs and other people's right there, or join to advertise your blog too! We can be friends!

Dear It Girl (short 'n' sweet)*

Here's quick advice for these girls in trouble. Comment if you would give different help.

Aaand that's my mai for this month empty! Thanks for mailing guys, keep it coming!

*Short 'n' sweet version of Dear It Girl consists of shorter advice. Some questions have their own individual posts because they need a longer advice, so don't worry, I'm not neglecting you.

Happy FERBruary

I have no idea why I put that in the title.

This is no leap year :(

Anyways, I hope you had a great time this month. I'm wrapping this month up by wishing you a great year to find Valentine's date for next year. And get ready all my A Level girls, exams results coming soon!

You can go all 'Playa' and give V cards (just not your V plates) to 8 guys at once. Here, print it out for next year cause that's not weird or creepy. 

Kisses, It Girls (and guys)

Calling all the Busty Girls

Are you a busty girl? Hey, there's something you might be interested in!

bustygirlcomics.com is a great site with comics about perks and problems of busty girls! You can laugh and realise - 'I'm not the only one!' Even flat chested ladies are welcome to find out what's it like to be a big chested girl!

Rampaige, the arsit of these amazing illustrations is a really bubbly girl, too! Make sure to
follow her tumblr.

How amazing, right?