Monday, 18 February 2013

How to be a Heartbreaker by Marina

Fun and music? Yeah please. Take notes, girls! Marina give's rules to her diamonds!


Rule number 1: Is that you gotta have fun. But baby, when you're done - you gotta be the first to run.
[Translation: Have fun, but as soon as there's commitment or problems, move on]
Rule number 2: Just don't get attached to somebody you could lose.
[T: Don't start a relationship where you know you'll get hurt]
Rule number 3: Wear your heart on your cheek (like Marina) - but never run your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat.
[T: Don't show emotions]
Rule number 4: Gotta be looking pure. Kiss them goodbye at the door - that'll leave them wanting more.
[T: Don't be a slut, make them want you]

I changed the lyrics a bit, ya know - like using 'them' instead of 'him' to push the heartbreaker mode on a higher level..

Now listen for yourself - I love this song, it get's an A+

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And remember, this is just for fun - to take notes about REAL relationship advice, check out 5 keys to lasting teen relationship by my new friend Adrian - it's really original advice, instead of the usual.

Monday, 4 February 2013

Haylor, Zerrie, Jelena get out of my system-a...


I goes to gossip pages. I checks the news. I sees pointless dumb rumors. I shuts the page down and cry - why no more interesting stories?

Apparently, Taylor Swift is snoping around Harry's house begging him to take her back. The next day, she apparently has a new boyfriend. Then she's worried about being a laughing stock, so she is about to become a nun and finally, she wears low cut dresses just to 'show him what he's missing'. 

Bieber leaves Selena 10000000 texts and calls a day and he's released the acoustic version of Believe just to get more and more fame to stick his middle finger at her, and last but not least, they had a secret date together. Apparetly.
Zayn apparently cheated on his girlfriend Perrie with some Australian airhead names something Webb. Silly little girls attacked the wrong person with death threats on Twitter. See this is why I don't like Twitter - filled with pathetic little girls who get joy from sending people death threats. Especially to the wrong person!

courtney webster webb death threats
Poor Courtney Webb (NOT the media involved one) is getting death threats
for having the same name as someone - little girls, do your research before
you go threatening people with your little fists and gritted baby teeth..

Pack-o-lies. I don't care, and I don't want to care..

Night! x

Thursday, 31 January 2013

Blonde Keyboard!

You can actually buy these! I know, useless post but I have to keep on track! I promised 12 blogs in January, here it is! 
Now if you think about it, you'd have to be pretty smart to figure this baby out!

Just to make something clear - being a 'dumb blonde' doesn't apply to people with blonde hair only. It's just a figure or speech nowadays! I'm a brunette, but I do have blond moments sometimes! Happy typing.
Kisses!


Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Study Pin-Ups

Need some inspo for your loooong exhausting study session? Me too! 
Funny how Facebook keeps calling my name -when I'm trying to concentrate on my Maths!
Print out your favourites and pin it up where you can see it!




Some are funny, some more on the serious (cheesy) side. But it all comes to this: work hard, then get your reward. Whether it's a new lipstick or, if you're looking at a bigger picture, a great future.
Tiana from Princess and the Frog has to be my favourite Disney Princess. She likes to work hard, so I have a small picture of her on my notice board!

Monday, 28 January 2013

Dear It Girl... How can I prove I'm #1 1D fan?

Q - I am One Direction NUMBER ONE FAN no matter what the other girls says! YOU HEARD RIGHT BITCHES IM THE NUMBER ONE FAN! This is why: I have a 1D wall in my room (a wall covered with 1D posters, all of it). I have all the dolls, room decor, clothes, bags and pencilcase, shoe design... I have everyone of their songs, annual books, posters, gone to loads of concerts, follow their every tweet and I even forced my little brother to dress like Harry (cuz he has curly hair like that too). And SO much more you won't belive. I'm planinng on doing my hair like Harry's too, just cause I need to prove to these bitches that I'M the number one fan. I need advice how to meet them and prove I'm THE number one fan. Can buying VIP let you go on stage and show everyone I'm the number one fan? What should I say and do up there?
Lauren, 13

A -


I'm sorry I don't know what to say.
Ok.. I think you asked the wrong question here. Should've asked: How to cure my bug?? You need to chill out, like, now!! There is no such thing as a number one fan. Sorree! You either hate them, don't like them, don't care, like, love or are TOTALLY OBSESSED like you miss. Having your wall plastered and your clothes 1D printed doesn't mean anything, it just symbolizes you're a fan and seriously, you shouldn't have more than few of these items. You don't wanna be in everyone's face! Being a true fan means listening to the music, supporting the band by buying songs if you can, and knowing some stuff about them (this does NOT involve Twitter stalking). Also, one more main thing - not being stingy! You can't have the artist/ group to yourself. Everyone deserves to like what they want. Wihout many fans (and shit loads of money), your 1D would never be where they are now.
Ok Weird but relevant, I guess.
 (one direction,superbad,suck it directioners)

Sunday, 27 January 2013

Miss Vogue - New UK Vogue for teens

We all love Teen Vogue. But here in the UK, it can be a pain when there are competitions you just have to enter (model shoot, new car, $20 000 scholarship) but CAN'T because the contest is "open to 50 states of USA and Canada". Grrr. There's also the fact that the fashions are from American stores and there are loads of American related stuff, like music. I'm lost at that point. I wanna live in America.

Anyway, UK Vogue recently confirmed the launch of Miss Vogue, a fashion magazine for older teens and young adults, like me! And you, hopefully.


Rosie Tupper (Issue #2)



Kendall Jenner (Issue #1)

Magazine starts in May. I think these are Issue #1 and #2 covers. So this is what a cover looks like without all the letters in mid air, ah!
SO excited! Coolio to the o! (Cheerful-Goth said this on Sugarscape, I love it.)

x

Thursday, 24 January 2013

Decoration Coming Soon!

I'm so, so sorry for not posting anything for like a month! I had my A-level exams and I'm sure you all mofos have been busy too (just kidding, you're sweethearts!)
Anyway, I love black, but I think this site deserves some colour. I wanna be original and make a one of a kind cartoon characters on photoshop to put on my banner. Anyone got ideas how?

Anyways, I got a few Dear It Girl messages, so I'll update you in a while.
Just hang on a few days/ weeks/ months (I'm a bit lazy right now).

Colour pop!